Your friends suspect you have a spreadsheet cross referencing your socks by colour, length and thickness. Now that you’re thinking about it, you’re actually considering making one right now.
You begin packing for a vacation, six weeks before you leave. But people love to travel with you, because you provide itineraries for each day of the trip.
And yes. You clean up other people’s messes. Not because you have to, but because you cannot stand a mess. Clutter is a four-letter word to you.
You’re going to love working at No Bull RV.
And we have the perfect job for someone as methodical as you. You’re
going to be our new Sales Lead Superhero. But this job isn’t just for anyone who can run a computer and keep a company’s affairs in order. We’re looking for a very particular person.
One who can somehow, always, without fail, find a way to get things done. Even when there isn’t an obvious solution.
Sometimes keeping our sales reps, technicians, managers, and customers all happy at the same time can feel like herding cats. But that’s okay, because you’re a natural cat-herder. When someone asks you, “Can this be done,” your natural instinct is to say, “Yes,” and then figure out how to
It takes tremendous self-confidence. But you’re up to the job. In fact, that’s where you thrive.
We’re No Bull RV. You’ve heard our commercials on the radio. (ain’t that right, Rick?)
We’re known for our dual nature: mild-mannered professionals when things are going well. Fast-acting superheroes when you need us the most. Does that sound like you?
What makes you different? Many things, actually. One aspect of your personality is your attention to detail. How do we know? Because you’re still reading. And here’s your reward. There is an email address at the very end of this ad which is total bs. Goes nowhere. Straight into the bin. We’ll never see it. Instead, you’ll send your resume to firstname.lastname@example.org “Organizational Superhero” will be the subject line.
Most people will skim this ad and send it to the address on the end. But not you. Attention to detail has put you ahead of 90% of your competitors. Cool, huh? When you contact us, forget the cover-letter. Instead, tell
us a story, a great example of how organized you really are. Show us what makes you tick, what energizes you, what sort of work environment inspires you. That will help know if you’re a great match.
We pay really well. Expect to earn $40,000. And that’s just to start. If you can handle the job, expect to earn more responsibilities, and more money. As a growing company, you might find yourself running our whole office one day, with a salary to match.
We want you to join us, but more importantly we want you to love being here. No Bull RV is a family business, and our co-workers are our family. If this sounds like a good fit to you, get in touch. Here’s that email address I mentioned above. Send your resume and cover letter here, and get ready for the beginning of an awesome career.
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